roymaes:

    the greatest plan in history

    (via joshpeck)

  1. pestered:

    if someone trusts you enough to tell u a secret please keep it

    (via pizza)

    ethanwearsprada:

    tumblr.

    (Source: wadeswilson, via penis-hilton)

  2. deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

    (via victreebelloftheball)

  3. sexual-feelings:

    trapcartel:

    If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

    if you make anyone feel bad about their body u a bitch

    (Source: elijahfanblog, via whimsical-urethra)

  4. carryonmy-assbutt:

    rose-for-a-tenner:

    carryonmy-assbutt:

    guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

    like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

    My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

    I want more to that story

    (via circumcising)

  5. clraft:

    how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

    like:

    • garbage cans
    • dog shit
    • asshole people
    • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

    (via joshpeck)

  6. du4ne:

    me as a prom dj

    "time to slow things down a little blt"

    *plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

    (via fullmetalgraham)

  7. janemba:

    *is a wreck*

    *gives ppl lifestyle advice*

    (via fullmetalgraham)